Today, I have author Avery Flynn here with us talking about being a romance junkie.
Welcome back to The Book Vixen Avery!
Hi, my name’s Avery and I’m a romance junkie. It all started in middle school with purloined copies of my mother’s V.C. Andrews and Jackie Collins. So brazen did I become that my sixth grade teacher - oh, she of the see-through blouses - sent my mom a note ratting me out for bringing The Thorn Birds for my independent reading time.
That wasn’t enough to rid me of my demons. No. I scoured used book stores for dogeared Harlequin novels. The sweet and sheltered heroine whose innocence reels in the arrogant and demanding hero (who later in life I realized was often a total prick). I’d devour the books in one marathon session in the tub, refilling it with hot water as necessary. Then I discovered Joanna Lindsey’s regency romance novels. Independent, smart, spitfire heroines out to right a wrong. And the heroes? Oh, yeah. Brawn and brains - and a title to boot.
The list goes on an on, there’s rarely been a romance novel I didn’t caress with lust, eager to rip open the cover and loose myself in the pure joyous high of the happily ever after, the adventure, the intrigue, the mystery, the black moments, the rediscoveries, the plot twists and the laughter found within a romance novel’s pages.
Until recently, I had no idea I had a problem. Sure, it wasn’t unusual for me to burn dinner because I was too engrossed in the tale to pay attention to my cooking. At the romance junkie house (AKA the bookstore), the pushers knew me by name. Then, they started sending me e-mails recommending other romance authors they thought I would enjoy. I’d buy the romance books unable to resist their heady charms.
Then a life coach explained that romance novels are addictive and as horrible as porn (I clutched my pearls at the thought because everyone knows only dirty men like to watch porn). Romance novels can cause major problems in a person’s life. She even had the pseudo-science to back up her claims.
The news hit me like a thunderclap. Crack! And here I thought I was doing OK. I graduated from college, own a business, married a devastatingly handsome and smart man, am raising three kids, have good friends, volunteer for local non-profits and donate to charities. But no, I am a romance junkie and it’s time I faced facts.
Fact One: I experience a thrill when I read a romance novel. Goosebumps. Butterflies in my stomach. An overall feeling of happy.
Fact Two: For years, romance novels and their required happily ever after ending have been one of my major stress relievers.
Fact Three: Sometimes, I am so drawn into the lives of the characters that I cry (cry!) when misfortune befalls them.
Fact Four: The heroines in romance novels have taught me to stick up for myself, to fight for the underdog, to be willing to take risks and to not settle for anything less than I deserve.
Fact Five: Romance heroes have taught me that not all men leave, that strength and intelligence are sexy in men and women, that even boys get scared and that they, too, should not settle for anything less than they deserve.
Shame is welling up within me as I type these facts. No jury in the world would fail to convict me.
I am a romance junkie.
And I’m off to take another hit.
Brianna here. I may have burned a dinner (or two) myself because I had my nose in a romance novel
Avery Flynn has three slightly-wild children, loves a hockey-addicted husband and is desperately hoping someone invents the coffee IV drip. Evernight Publishing released the first two books in her Layton Family series, Temptation Creek and Seduction Creek. The third book in the series, Passion Creek, released on Aug. 31. Find out more about Avery on her blog, follow her on Twitter, like her on Facebook or friend her on Facebook. Also, if you figure out how to send Oreos through the Internet, she’ll be your best friend for life.
Uptight history professor Sam Layton may have the abs of a movie action hero, but he stoppedbelieving in the joy of adventure a long time ago. However, when a one-night stand with a tattooed bombshell leads to a treasure map for the long-buried Rebecca’s Bounty, the call to action is too strong to ignore.
All Las Vegas cocktail waitress Josie Winarsky wants to do is paint. But when she lands smack dab in the middle in a mob plot, she has to push aside her dreams to find a treasure in Dry Creek,
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Thanks to Avery Flynn, one lucky winner will receive an ebook copy of Passion Creek!!
Good luck to all who enter!
Thanks for letting me come clean Brianna!
ReplyDeleteIt feels good to confess, doesn't it? ;)
DeleteToo funny :) I swear if more people read romance the world would be a much less uptight place. Clutch your pearls indeed. ;)
ReplyDeleteYes. This.
DeleteAgreed.
DeleteHa! I love your facts. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm sure we could come up with a bunch of ways that romance novels make our lives better. :)
Deletewhew now I know what's wrong with me...and I am not alone. Great post
ReplyDeleteNope, you are definitely not alone.
DeleteI'm sure the life coach meant well, and I suppose a person could technically be addicted to anything, but does reading truly impair your ability to function? By all means, enjoy some romance fiction to lighten up the duller aspects of life! Thanks for sharing your story.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. The life coach bit came from a blog posting she did that really just sent me over the edge a bit. :)
DeleteAt least romance junkies don't smell! ;-) Great post.
ReplyDeleteWell that actually depends on how long I've been chained to my desk writing. :)
DeleteI think that life coach needs to get a life herself. What's wrong with being addicted to HEAs? Best wishes on the book. It sounds like just the sort of thing I like to read.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jen! I write what I love to read, which is fast-paced, steamy action/adventure/romantic suspense with alpha heroes. Mmmmm. I love me an alpha. :)
DeleteI can think of much, much worse things to be addicted to than Romance novels. :P And so long as you're not rotting away, neglecting personal hygiene, family, friends, etc, I think it's okay to be a junkie. I'm not strictly a romance junkie, I'm a book junkie. Yet while reading a "few" books a week/month/year, I still manage to homeschool my 4 kids, keep the house relatively clean, and write my own stuff. I like to think I'm doing okay. :D
ReplyDeleteYou sound more than OK to me Stephanie!
ReplyDeleteAll the Romance Junkies in the world united!!!!!! *ahem* What she said :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for such a fun post! And congrats on the new release! It sounds fabulous and poo on anyone who says otherwise!
We should have shirts made and a team mascot. Actually, I take that back. *ahem* We should have shirts made and our team sponsored by wine. Yes! That's totally it.
DeleteAwesome guestpost! I have also become addicted at a young age, and I still love Johanna Lindsey books. If I am a junkie, well, at least no one is bothered by my addiction, and I do support my favourite authors :)
ReplyDeleteJohanna Lindsey is so good, isn't she? I blame her for my love of anything with Duke, Rogue or Rake in the title. :)
DeleteHi
ReplyDeleteLove this post - and yes I know I have been a romance junkie since I was a teenager. I am sure I am not the only one the use to hide my books in text books and read them instead of studying.
I have read the others in the Layton Family series and am looking forward to more.
Thanks for the chance
Pam
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No way! Are we the same person because that was always my trick in algebra.
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